Depart David Archuleta alone! Or when you don’t, not less than preserve the lies actually absurd like this man! LOLz!
The American Idol alum shared a video to his TikTok on Tuesday of a “man on the road” interview somebody despatched him. The interviewee, a tall red-haired younger man, was requested about his worst date ever. He defined:
“I did go on a espresso date with this singer man one time. He simply saved speaking about how he competed on this singing competitors present when he was 16, and he like, went very far, and that’s the place he acquired his begin within the music trade. And I wasn’t actually , however he saved displaying me these movies of him singing and like performing his songs on the present. And he was actually salty as a result of he acquired second place. And the man he misplaced to had the identical first identify as him, and he was actually embarrassed about it.”
Hahaha! The interviewer’s jaw dropped as she clearly put the items collectively and knew precisely who the man was speaking about — as did all of us!
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The concept that David Archuleta was nonetheless “so butthurt” about dropping Idol to David Cook dinner is humorous sufficient. Like that is the model of the Crush singer we’d need to see on Curb Your Enthusiasm or one thing. However the man went additional, claiming more unusual habits.
First, he was grossed out by his espresso order — which had a lot of sugar but additionally EIGHT pumps of caramel in it! OMG, is he certain he wasn’t on a date with Pedro Pascal?? LOLz!
The “date” additionally claimed David insisted on pulling out his guitar and serenading him proper there on the exterior tables of the espresso store! OMG! Push by Matchbox 20, proper?
Lastly, and most icky, he claimed David texted when he acquired residence and requested him to ship pics of his toes! WHAAAT?!? Was this a prank? As a result of if Ashton Kutcher set this up, it could be an epic genius degree transfer.
The My Little Prayer singer was simply as amused as we’re, captioning the video:
“Okay i died when somebody confirmed this to me so let me add some commentary”
In his personal video response, he tackled one accusation after the opposite. First, he doesn’t actually play guitar! He says he can play somewhat however isn’t very snug with it but — so enjoying in public would make him too “self-conscious”:
“Why would I ever dare to play guitar in entrance of anyone, particularly a primary date?”
In order that’s why he breaks out the telephone and exhibits video of his Idol performances, proper? LOLz! Not a lot…
“One other factor, I’m so self-conscious about something that I’ve finished on TV. I don’t go round displaying off to folks. I really normally keep away from making identified that I do something within the public eye once I’m on a primary date.”
On the espresso order, he shut the entire thing down, saying:
“I’ve by no means even been on a espresso date.”
Yeah, he grew up Mormon, and so they don’t do espresso — in order that wasn’t a factor for him. BUT he mentioned if he did, he would NOT go caramel-crazy with it:
“I’m extra of a bitter drink man, so as an alternative of sugar, I might get a chilly drip, black.”
Talking of not his kind, David (who got here out in 2021) additionally casually talked about for all the parents on the market watching the video that he’s not into white redhead dudes however as an alternative prefers Latino males. *wink wink*
Final however not least he mentioned no, he’s not “butthurt” about dropping to a man additionally named David. Actually, he says Cook dinner is his “homie”:
“We went {golfing} collectively and he nonetheless checks in on me. Nothing to be bitter about.”
Nothing however that drink order, proper? Ha!
We nonetheless assume this is likely to be an elaborate prank if we’re being sincere, and we’re kiiiinda dwelling for it. Even David talked about that it will need to have been “satire” as a result of he’d by no means seen this man earlier than.
What do YOU consider the interview and David’s response?? Watch the complete factor and tell us (beneath)!
@davidarchie Okay i died when somebody confirmed this to me so let me add some commentary
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