Effectively, that is awkward…
Now that he’s been elected Home Speaker, Consultant Mike Johnson is discovering there’s just a bit extra scrutiny positioned on the individual three steps away from the presidency. However possibly as a substitute of a highlight, the press ought to have introduced a blacklight??
The Republican from Louisiana enjoys his public picture as an upstanding, squeaky clear household man, however he could have inadvertently outed himself as what’s typically referred to as, effectively, a dang-ass freak.
Johnson doesn’t need you to see it anymore, however in a dialog on the Cypress Baptist Church in Louisiana final 12 months, he defined he has “accountability software program” put in on his pc and cellphone. He defined in a now-unlisted video on YouTube:
“It scans all of the exercise in your cellphone, or your units, your laptop computer, what have you ever; we do all of it.”
This system, referred to as Covenant Eyes, screens your on-line exercise to be sure you don’t use porn. And he’s not utilizing it alone. He mentioned he and his teenage son Jack each have the software program put in! And so they monitor each other’s utilization! Effectively, that’s simply creepy… He mentioned:
“It sends a report back to your accountability associate. My accountability associate proper now could be Jack, my son. He’s 17. So he and I get a report about all of the issues which are on our telephones, all of our units, as soon as per week. If something objectionable comes up, your accountability associate will get a right away discover. I’m proud to inform ya, my son has acquired a clear slate.”
Let’s be completely clear, he was bragging about this. Exhibiting what an amazing, clear man and accountable dad he’s. However frankly, effectively…
Look, it’s sort of like getting right into a date’s automobile and seeing a kind of breathalyzers — the type the place the automobile received’t begin until you show your blood alcohol content material. It’s a purple flag. As a result of you understand who wants that? PEOPLE WITH A DUI!
That breathalyzer isn’t proof the individual doesn’t have a ingesting downside, it’s a certain signal they do have an issue. And this sort of software program ought to be a giant purple flag that Mike has some points.
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Talking of which, did the identify Covenant Eyes ring a bell, btw? It did for us. And after a couple of moments we realized the place we’d heard it earlier than. It’s the identical accountability software program Josh Duggar had put in on his cellphone and pc! Keep in mind? Sooner or later after he acquired busted in 2015, not simply a ton of porn but in addition discovering dishonest companions on Ashley Madison, he needed to get the accountability software program put in to ship studies to his spouse Anna.
Josh Duggar, y’all! THAT’S the one different individual we’ve ever heard of utilizing this software program. Want any extra proof this ought to be thought of a purple effing flag??
Right here’s the proof btw:
COMPROMISE ALERT: Speaker Mike Johnson makes use of software program Covenant Eyes (discovered about at a Promise Keepers retreat) that scans all his digital units & offers a weekly report an “accountability associate” his 17 yr outdated son (so principally do not watch porn or your son/dad will know????) pic.twitter.com/SSWpB9IIDB
— Receipt Maven (@receiptmaven) October 31, 2023
There are a pair issues right here with the Speaker of the Home utilizing this software program.
First, there’s a really actual safety concern. Every thing this man does on his cellphone and pc is monitored by a non-public firm? Who can see this? What’s their safety like?? International powers attempt to hack and compromise us on a regular basis lately, this looks like a extremely overt breach.
The opposite? Pay attention, we’re not within the enterprise of yucking yums or kink-shaming, and web porn might hardly be thought of kinky even. It’s simply fairly regular at this level. The issue? The unfortunately-named-at-this-particular-moment Johnson is the sort of Christian who believes everybody else ought to adhere to his beliefs. He’s towards abortion, clearly. However he’s even towards contraception. Yeah.
Not solely that, he and his spouse are firmly towards LGBT rights. We imply, principally their entire existence. They apparently assume simply being homosexual is a sin and thus help conversion remedy. We discovered final week Kelly Johnson‘s counseling service equates homosexual intercourse to bestiality. They’re THOSE varieties of Christians.
So to seek out out he’s the sort of man who has accountability software program put in on his pc? The hypocrisy, that’s the difficulty. Simply admit intercourse is a traditional, pure a part of the human expertise! Cease making an attempt to carry everybody to bizarre puritanical requirements you don’t even assume YOU can reside as much as and not using a digital ankle monitor!
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