Discuss shut encounters!
Over the previous few years, the Pentagon has begun casually acknowledging the existence of UFOs, a lot to the shock of everybody (nicely, everybody however Tom Delonge we guess).
However now, in one other baffling twist, it’s been reported that the Pentagon additionally knew about a number of sexual encounters UFO inhabitants (??) allegedly had with people (!!), which even left one lady pregnant (!?!?!)!
The bombshell allegations had been made in a Pentagon report obtained by the outlet from the Protection Intelligence Company (DIA) as a part of an enormous Freedom of Data request, and later printed by The Solar. The report in query, titled “Anomalous Acute And Subacute Area Results on Human and Organic Tissues,” particulars accidents to “human observers by anomalous superior aerospace methods” and investigates the well being influence on people who’ve had shut encounters with the paranormal.
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The research particulars a number of mind-boggling occasions like “obvious abduction”, expertise of telepathy, and perceived teleportation. It additionally lists even *nearer* encounters, together with 5 reported sexual encounters between UFOs and people, and “unaccounted for being pregnant.”
The launched docs don’t say what occurred to the pregnant lady or her little one, however the report did go on to disclose that UFO sightings can go away witnesses injured struggling radiation burns, mind issues, and broken nerves.
Warning that such objects could also be a “menace to United States pursuits,” the report states that people have been discovered to have been injured from “exposures to anomalous automobiles, particularly airborne and when in shut proximity,” noting that these accidents are sometimes associated to electromagnetic radiation linked to “vitality associated propulsion methods.”
The report reads:
“Adequate incidents/accidents have been precisely reported, and medical information acquired, as to help a speculation that some superior methods are already deployed, and opaque to full US understandings… The medical analyses whereas not require the invention of an alternate biophysics do point out to make use of of (to us) unconventional and superior vitality methods.”
That’s proper: “unconventional and superior vitality methods.” In the meantime, we people are caught paying ridiculous gasoline costs whereas watching the world’s billionaires fly William Shatner into house for enjoyable. However we digress…
The report famous that it had 42 instances from medical information and 300 comparable “unpublished” instances the place people had been injured after “anomalous” encounters, arguing that it was doable to make use of this medical data to “reverse engineer” UFOs “from unknown provenance which may be a menace to United States curiosity.”
However that’s not all!
One other inneresting doc makes an attempt to categorize “anomalous conduct,” with encounters with “ghosts, yetis, spirits, elves and different legendary/ legendary entities” classed as “AN3.” In the meantime, “witness interplay with AN3 entities,” similar to near-death experiences and non secular miracles, are classed as AN4. Not as catchy as “X-Recordsdata” is it?
Poltergeists, crop circles, spontaneous human combustion, alien abductions, and different paranormal occasions are additionally categorized — and it seems this loopy information is simply the tip of the supernatural iceberg, because the report says:
“Categorised data exists that’s extremely pertinent to the topic of this research and solely a small a part of the labeled literature has been launched.”
Appears like we’re in for a impolite awakening, y’all!
What do U take into consideration all this? Do you consider that is strong proof of alien life, or is the Pentagon simply being paranoid? Hold forth (under).
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