I used to be not too long ago pointed to the Letterboxed account for The Bear star Ayo Edebriri, and he or she has been leaving some hilarious opinions for movies that may have you ever laughing. She’s obtained fairly the humorousness and looks like the type of individual it will be tremendous enjoyable to observe films with! You possibly can inform that she freakin’ loves watching films!
I simply needed to share some examples of the opinions she’s been leaving:
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Again:
“This film is nice however I used to be actually shocked by how ugly Yoda was sorry if that pisses anyone off however I had solely seen child Yoda and grownup Yoda is f**king busted.”
Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile:
“What would you do in case you opened your door and a crocodile in a little bit scarf that sang like Shawn Mendes was there? Actually what would you do!”
M3GAN:
“I can not imagine I’d by no means truly seen a film till I might seen M3GAN. Wow. That is the primary film I’ve seen with my eyes. Wow…… I am giving it 4 stars however I do know in my coronary heart this was a ten/10. I’ll make my kids watch this. I’ll have kids simply so I could make them watch this.”
Beau is Afraid:
“Ari Aster, in case you learn this, please DM me!! I want to join you to a prayer line! It’s a cellphone quantity the place anyplace from 4 to 13 menopausal, Afro-Caribbean, Pentecostal girls from the church I grew up going to will pray with you and FOR YOU on the cellphone for nevertheless lengthy you want. You simply dial in. You do not even have to talk! There’s NO stress. Allow them to pray for you! Ari, DM me! Please!!! Let these girls lay non secular fingers on you! Contact me ASAP!!!”
Spartacus:
“Watched this bc it’s on a marquee within the background of a shot in Bridge of Spies. It’s so humorous that their hair is all like that.”
Freaks:
“This how y’all be appearing about me on this rattling software.
Jurassic Park:
“Nope nope nope! would’ve minded my enterprise and died!”
Suspiria:
I appreciated the film.
However to the individual on the Roxy with the pink hair, blue jacket, pink shirt and yellow pants who got here out the lavatory stall and locked eyes with me earlier than I went in? Man.
You’re going to hell.
I’ve by no means seen that a lot pee left on a bathroom seat earlier than in my life. And on the ground?! That was a couple of water bottles price of pee, simply in all places. That’s madness, you might be an grownup. Generally life is loopy, I don’t deny you that, however you regarded me useless in my eyes. You knew what you probably did! How’d you flush in good conscience? Like, what have been you flushing? Did any pee even make it in the bathroom? Didn’t even try and wipe any of the piss off. Simply entire whole puddles and droplets left behind. And we anticipate to win the midterms? With any such human disarray amongst us? Good luck to us all!
However yeah, I appreciated the film. Joyful Halloween, y’all.
She simply brings some nice humor to her opinions, and I respect that.
